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Tom Parker · The Inspector’s Manual

The most expensive thing in your house is the small job you've been meaning to look at.

I'm Tom Parker. I inspected houses for twenty-five years, about 3,900 of them, and I heard the same sentence in nearly every one: "I've been meaning to look at that." This is what I'd have told you if I could have: 214 red flags to find what a house is hiding, fix it while it's cheap, and know when to call someone.

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01 · The math

Every house sends a bill for the things nobody looked at.

These are them — what an ordinary house costs its buyer in the first two years because nobody caught it during inspection. Most folks call it the cost of buying a home. Most of it isn’t.

The green ink is the same house, bought by someone who read the manual first. Every green number has its chapters: what to look for, what to ask, and when to walk away.

$39. Once. The bill comes back every year.

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averages from my own inspection files, 2009–2024 · your house will differ

≈ $27,785 you didn’t lose on the purchase

02 · What’s inside

Nine parts, 30 chapters, the whole process.

From the listing to the first year of ownership. Every chapter has its red flags, its real costs, and its “when to call someone.”

01 Before You Even Make an Offer 5 chapters

  • What a Home Inspection Is, What It Isn’t, and What It Legally Can’t Cover
  • How to Hire an Inspector
  • Attending Your Own Inspection
  • The Drive-By and the Open House — 40 Things You Can Assess Before Spending a Dollar
  • Reading the Listing Between the Lines

02 The Bones: Structure, Roof & Exterior 6 chapters

  • Foundations — Poured, Block, Stone, Slab, Pier-and-Beam, and the Cracks That Matter
  • Framing, Floors, Walls and Roof Structure
  • Roofing
  • Gutters, Drainage and Grading — The Cheapest Fix With the Biggest Payoff
  • Siding, Masonry, Stucco, EIFS, Trim and Paint
  • Windows, Doors, Seals and Glazing

03 Water: Plumbing, Supply & Waste 5 chapters

  • Supply Pipes — Copper, PEX, CPVC, Galvanized, Polybutylene, and the Lead Question
  • Drains, Waste, Vents and the Sewer Scope You Should Always Pay For
  • Water Heaters — Tank, Tankless, Heat Pump
  • Fixtures, Pressure, Leaks and the Hidden-Damage Hunt
  • Wells, Septic Systems and Rural Water

04 Power & Climate 5 chapters

  • Electrical Panels
  • Wiring, Outlets, GFCI/AFCI and Amateur Electrical Work
  • HVAC — Furnaces, Boilers, Heat Pumps and Air Conditioning
  • Ductwork, Ventilation, and Why Your Bedroom Is Always Cold
  • Insulation, Attics and Energy Performance

05 Inside the House 5 chapters

  • Basements and Crawlspaces — The Two Rooms That Tell You Everything
  • Attics — What the Underside of a Roof Confesses
  • Kitchens and Bathrooms — What’s Cosmetic and What’s a $20,000 Surprise
  • Floors, Ceilings, Stairs, Railings and Safety Items
  • Garages, Driveways, Decks, Porches, Fences and Outbuildings

06 Health, Safety & Environment 1 chapter

  • Moisture and Mold — What’s Overblown and What Isn’t

07 Special Situations 1 chapter

  • New Construction — Why New Homes Fail Inspection Too

08 The Report, The Negotiation, The Close 1 chapter

  • How to Read a 60-Page Inspection Report Without Panicking

09 The First Year & Beyond 1 chapter

  • Your First 30 Days

03 · The honest part

The deal this book makes with you.

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The inspector who glosses over things

I show you how to hire the right one.

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The listing detail that hides the real problem

I teach you to read between the lines.

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The report that scares you into walking away

I show you what matters and what doesn’t.

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The negotiation money left on the table

I give you the words and the numbers.

Tom Parker — Tom

04 · Early readers

The first people through it.

★★★★★
Read the chapter on foundations before our second showing. Asked the inspector three questions from the book and he caught a drainage issue the seller had been hiding. Negotiated $8,000 off the price.
Dana R. · early reader
★★★★★
What got me is that he tells you what matters and what doesn’t. Half the things in our inspection report sounded terrifying. After the book, I knew which three were real and which twelve were cosmetic. It reads like a man who’s stood in three thousand basements, because he has.
Mike T. · early reader
★★★★★
No fluff, no lecture. We used the open-house chapter to rule out two houses that looked great but had red flags everywhere. The one we bought, we walked in knowing exactly what we were getting.
Priya S. · early reader
Tom Parker in his workshop
Tom Parker · retired home inspector

05 · Who’s Tom

Who's telling you this

I'm Tom Parker. I inspected houses for twenty-five years, about 3,900 of them by my files, and spent most of that time in crawlspaces and attics telling buyers what they were really buying.

I'm not a contractor and I'm not selling you a service. I'm the man who stood in the basement of your next house and could tell you what it would cost in five years. This book is everything I wish I could have told every buyer, written down once so you don't have to learn it the expensive way.

06 · Order the manual

Pay once. It's yours for good.

The complete manual — 30 chapters, 214 red flags, nine parts from first offer to first year — yours to download the moment you pay. Pay once, and it's yours to keep — on your phone, your tablet, your computer — forever. No subscription. No upsells.

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07 · Questions

Questions people ask

Is this book for me?

If you're buying a house, about to buy one, or just bought one and want to know what you're really living in — yes. It walks you from the listing to the first year of ownership, system by system, red flag by red flag.

Does this replace a real inspection?

No. Hire an inspector — Chapter 2 tells you exactly how to pick one. The book teaches you what to look for at the open house, how to follow along during the inspection, how to read the report afterward, and how to negotiate what it finds. It makes your inspector better, not unnecessary.

I already own my house. Is it still useful?

Very. Parts Two through Six cover every system in the house — roofing, plumbing, electrical, HVAC, basements, attics, moisture — and Chapter 41 walks you through your first 30 days in a new home. If you own a house, those chapters alone are worth it.

What do I get, and what format?

The complete manual — 30 chapters across nine parts, 214 red flags — on your screen the moment you pay, in two files: a PDF and an EPUB. Read it on a phone, a tablet, or a computer, send the EPUB straight to a Kindle, or print it out at home.

Can I get it on paper?

The manual is digital — you download it right after you pay, no waiting on the mail. If you like paper in your hands, print any chapter, or the whole thing, on your home printer.

Is it a subscription?

No. You pay once. Future editions and new chapters come to you free.

What about new construction?

Chapter 31 is entirely about new construction — why new homes fail inspection, what builders rush, and what to check before the one-year warranty runs out. New doesn’t mean no problems.

My house is very old. Or a condo.

An old house is where this book earns its keep — the older the systems, the more the red flags matter. For a condo, roughly half applies: everything inside your walls, nothing on the roof or the grounds.

The cheapest repair is the one you catch before you sign.

214 red flags, 30 chapters, nine parts from the listing to the first year. One honest book. $39, once.

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